If you want a sign of the Rapture, check out Mischa Barton’s outfit. Because she never would wear this if she thought people would live past May 21st, 2011.
By now you’ve heard the stories of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child. Its always surprising that man would ruin their marriage and family, with something like this. If you are going to cheat, shouldn’t you make it count with someone attractive. Is there anyone else who wishes they could’ve witnessed conversations between Arnold and his love child growing up.
“Are you my daddy?”
“I’m not your daddy, and stop eating other people’s lunches!”
“Daddy, we got to get to the chopper!”
Former professional wrestler “Macho Man” Randy Savage passed away after he suffered a heart attack while driving and then had a fatal car crash. Its not surprising that a professional wrestler who snapped into Slim Jims every five seconds would have some sort of heart problems. Too Soon! Yeah, I love the Macho Man and that joke made me feel bad.
Guess what, I’m recording this show on May 21st, 2011 and I’m still here. Sitting on this dumb toiled telling bad jokes for about hundred people. I wonder what it must be like if you are one of those people who write the Rapture date on your vehicle. Now you are out there in shame, scrapping off the date.
Think you had a bad week, It Could Be Worse…[Fail Blog: Power Dive Fail]
This episode of It Could Be Worse… is brought to you by Angie’s List