What does the Royal Wedding of Kate and William and President Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate have in common, the fact that they are not in this country!
I’ll just give you are warning, that I think all of my jokes stink for this episode…
Reality Star, Kristin Cavallari has just gotten engaged to Chicago Bears’ Quarterback Jay Cutler. Which means they can both spend the rest of their lives together sucking.
Paris Hilton has spent some time in a courtroom to testify against a man who snuck into her house with a knife. Paris did her best to look professional, by having her breast bulging out of her shirt. Nothing calms a stalker down more than flaunting your boobs for him.
Is it weird that every time I see a picture of Miley Cyrus online, I have to google her age to make sure I’m not in trouble for child porn. Anyway, Miley has been going nuts on Twitter posting risque pictures of herself. Which had me thinking, which messed up celebrity do you think Miley Cyrus will be like. Go vote now on ICBW.tv.
Will it be a disastrous head-shaving, no baby seat driving Britney Spears.
Or a drugged up, can’t stay out of trouble Lindsay Lohan
Or a bloated, dating nightmare like Jessica Simpson
Or a sex-tape, empty head Paris Hilton.
Go Vote Now!! Results will be announced on our next episode!
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