“You’ll Never See Me in a Nude Scene.” Thats what Lindsay Lohan said in 2005. The 2011 Lindsay Lohan says, “You’ll Never See Me in a Nude Scene, unless you brought some coke.”
Thats right, Lindsay Lohan will be baring it all in an upcoming issue of Playboy. (Reports are that she will be showing EVERYTHING and that she will be paid between $750,000 and $1 million dollars.) Which is not as cool as it sounds, because I would rather see that 2005 Lindsay Lohan naked than the clown faced, cracked out, “I’ll bring the ecstasy if you bring the weed” 2011 Lindsay Lohan.
I wonder if Playboy will have to airbrush out the white powder on her privates.
The autopsy came back on Amy Winehouse’s death and you know what the coroner said. “Death by Misadventure” Is that the understatement of the century? Why don’t they just label it “Death by One Too Many.”
I don’t even know what “Death by Misadventure” means? It sounds like she died from white water rafting.
Expect Jessica Simpson to announce that she is pregnant sometime this week or that she ate Nick Lachey.
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